UNBELIEVABLE: Sources tell me that LEFTIST SNOWFLAKES have stormed the LIBERAL ELITIST Northeast, shutting down schools and businesses in the name of a so-called “SNOW DAY.”
I don’t know what disgusts me more: the pathetic SNOWFLAKES wreaking havoc on our country’s roadways or the simpering, “politically correct” CUCKS who are pandering to their every whim by closing our sacred educational institutions and titty bars.
What is HAPPENING to this country?!
I remember a time when the only things that could close schools were patriotic BOMB THREATS and the annual celebration of KNOCKING DOWN JEWISH GRAVESTONES.
Now it seems like we can’t get through a single winter without some PC CRONY superintendent bowing to the libtard COASTAL ELITE SNOWFLAKES and depriving our children of A WHOLE DAY of learning about the importance of states’ rights during the Civil War.
Clearly this is all a ploy to get children out of school so that the Left can indoctrinate them with GAY SOCIALIST DAYTIME TELEVISION.
They can’t fool me. I’ve seen those freaks on Maury, and I will NOT allow my children to absorb that FILTH, no matter what some new-fangled LIBERAL HOLIDAY or my wife’s RESTRAINING ORDER says.
They’re going to school today WITH OR WITHOUT their Marxist beta-cuck teachers.
Come to think of it, I wonder if my kids have made it to school yet. The SOROS-FUNDED BUSES aren’t running, so I told them to walk like we used to back when HARD WORK actually meant something.
I mean, it’s not like I could have driven them. The weather is seriously terrible today. I’m not taking the F350 out in that shit. No way. Not my baby.