The LIBERAL MEDIA and Corporations will not stop until they force the GAY AGENDA down the throats of every man, woman, and child in America like the admittedly delicious Unicorn Frappuccino from Starbucks. (SPONSORED BY STARBUCKS)
This month the Starbucks Company has unveiled the UNHOLY, CHILD CORRUPTING Unicorn Frappuccino. I drove 56 miles to the nearest Starbucks that hasn’t banned me for life to dig up some dirt on this HOMOSEXUAL CONSPIRACY. Sure enough, the Unicorn Frappuccino is worse than I feared. It is CONVERTING OUR KIDS with a SINFUL, SWEET, REFRESHING, and REJUVENATING BEVERAGE. (SPONSORED BY STARBUCKS)
And for less than five bucks, it has never been cheaper to experience the terrifying effects of the Gay Agenda. (SPONSORED BY STARBUCKS)
Here’s what we know so far:
- It comes in bright rainbow colors. And rainbows are a symbol of THE GAYS.
- The taste has a subtle hint of Mango, a fruit. And FRUITY DRINKS are code for GAY DRINKS.
- They’re called Unicorn Frappuccinos. A Frappuccino is the go to drink of gay college kids, and a Unicorn is nothing more than a GAY HORSE.
- When it comes to propaganda, Shariabucks COFFEE IS THE BEST I’VE SEEN IN YEARS. (SPONSORED BY STARBUCKS)
Make no mistake: THE RAINBOW BRIGADE won’t stop until they convert everyone to their IMMORAL, ADDICTIVE, SUGARY, FRUITY and THIRST QUENCHING lifestyle. We have to protect ourselves and our families from whatever else the LIBERAL GAYS at Starbucks have planned, no matter how COMMUNIST, ANTI-AMERICAN and ONLY AVAILABLE FOR A LIMITED TIME it is (SPONSORED BY STARBUCKS)