Obama-era deep state forces have been routinely filing a box outside my house with THREATENING NOTICES demanding MONEY.
No one believes me, but neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stops these globalist bastards from showing up almost every day at the same time and dropping off their threats.
Sometimes the messages (which often contain information about me, like my Social Security Number or home address) say I need to pay up, or they will take away my car.
Sometimes they say global corporate forces will cut off my internet — no doubt in an attempt to silence Truth Bang, by the orders of Mark CUCKerberg and the rest of the leftist technocratic elite who use the “FAKE NEWS” label to shut down freedom-shouters like myself.
Occasionally, they even pretend to be from my family members, saying they are trying to get a hold of me and that my phone line doesn’t work anymore (nice try, deep state — but I pulled the cable spy wires out of my walls years ago).
They also keep telling me I’ve pre-qualified for loans or credit cards even though I didn’t sign up for anything, a clear attempt to get me in suffocating debt so they can blackmail me into supporting the NEW WORLD ORDER.
My dog does his best to alert me when they come by each day, but there’s no doubt in my mind I need to take this to the next level. Yesterday, I planted a improvised explosive device in the box. IF GOVERNMENT FORCES WANT A FIGHT, I WILL BRING IT TO THEM.