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IF MY FROG EVER COMES OUT AS GAY I HOPE HE GETS HIT BY A CAR

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I’M VERY DRUNK BUT IF MY PET FROG JUMPY EVER COMES OUT OF THE WATER-CLOSET (OR WHATEVER THEY HAVE IN PONDS) AS A GAY FROG I HOPE HE GETS HIT BY ONE OF THOSE NEON CARS INSTEAD OF COMING HOME AND TELLING ME.

LISTEN I AM A VERY LOVING PERSON BUT SOME THINGS JUST AREN’T RIGHT AND ONE OF THOSE IS GAY FROG SEX (UNLESS IT IS BETWEEN TWO FEMALE FROGS THEN IT IS JUST HOT)

SO MUCH FOR THE TOLERANT LEFT: WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO BEING TOLERANT OF MY FEELINGS? SORRY I FEEL THAT FROGS SHOULD BE STRAIGHT AND THAT IF THEY AREN’T THEY SHOULD BE HIT BY CARS. THAT IS JUST MY OPINION AND OPINIONS ARE STILL PROTECTED BY THE CONSTITUTION.

TO BE CLEAR: I WANT HIM TO BE HIT BY A CAR BECAUSE I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE WOULD DIE BY MISSING A LOG AND THEN FALLING INTO THE WATER. FROGS CAN SWIM IN WATER. IN FACT, LOTS OF FROGS SWIM IN WATER AND THEN USE IT AS A CONDUIT TO HAVE SEX WITH MALE FROGS AND THAT IS THE PROBLEM IN THE FIRST PLACE BECAUSE IT IS WRONG.

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IS IT UNHEALTHY THAT SOMETIMES I PLAY FROGGER AND PRETEND ALL THE FROGS ARE GAY AND PURPOSEFULLY HOP THEM INTO CARS? ABSOLUTELY NOT! HOW I PROCESS MY FEELINGS IS BETWEEN ME AND JUMPY.

UNLESS JUMPY IS SECRETLY GAY THEN HE KNOWS WHAT TO DO.

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