Every good independent researcher knows that Google.com is the EPITOME OF RESEARCH.
I use Google nearly every day. It’s great for finding even the most obscure information, like how to claim the warranty on a burner phone that’s been prematurely tossed into the ocean. Today, I sought out Google to study the theory that “Obama is an american citizen, his birth certificate is real, and he is not a lizard person,” I never thought it could be this obvious, but here’s what Google returned:
No results found for “obama is an american citizen, his birth certificate is real, and he is not a lizard person”
UNBELIEVABLE. If this very same site was able to retrieve 15,000 results for “hillary clinton sex traffic ring,” the absence of information about Obama is more than just a red flag. It’s a red flag with the words “I FUCKING KNEW IT” printed on it.
But I didn’t have the money to customize & order the flag because I was appealing the burner phone warranty claim that was UNJUSTLY denied. If huge answers like this are sitting right in front of my internet browser, waiting just for a simple Google search to be uncovered, what else could I find? The answer: way more information than I was ready for. The same night, I performed all of the following searches (multiple times to be sure):
“If I vaccinate my children, there’s absolutely no way they will develop autism”
“ISIS was NOT created as a special US program to topple the Syrian government”
“7-Eleven had nothing to do with the 9-Eleven attacks”
None of these yielded ANY results. What a day for TRUTH. This has to be one of the greatest wins for ALL OF MANKIND.