We all know that the U.S. government is putting chemicals in the water to turn the friggin’ frogs gay but this has gone TOO FAR: now they are saying they should get to use their own BATHROOMS?!
I can’t do it. I can’t sit here and pretend that Kermit The Frog isn’t trying to gaywash our children! Open your ears and LISTEN, America: HE’S SINGING ABOUT FUCKING RAINBOWS!