DISGUSTING: Leftist cuck FREAKS have infiltrated my HOME—MY BED—and SEDUCED my beautiful wife Karen, brainwashing her into saying it’s because I’m a “TERRIBLE HUSBAND.”
LIBERALS LOVE TO TALK ABOUT HOW “WOKE” THEY ARE BUT APPARENTLY THEY’VE BEEN ASLEEP FOR THE PAST 33 YEARS BECAUSE THEY KEEP SAYING “1984 is happening right now!”
MUSLIMS: Sunni? Yep. Shia? Big time. Hindu? Probably.
Look in the sky— it’s a bird, it’s a plane, NO: It’s a Chemtrail and we’re all going to die.
It’s happening folks: our once beloved American export Starbucks is now catering to the immigrant population by offering beverage sizes predominantly in the Mexican language, “Mexican.”
FIRST OBAMA WANTED TO TAKE AWAY OUR GUNS AND NOW THIS GODDAMN GUN STORE IS DECLINING MY CREDIT CARD: How far will this COMMUNIST NATION go to wipe their anuses with the Constitution?!