The government is putting CHEMICALS in the water to turn the FROGS GAY but that doesn’t mean we can’t put PRAYER in the FROGS to turn them back STRAIGHT.
You thought #PizzaGate was bad? What about the government putting chemicals in the water to turn the frogs gay? WELL IT TURNS OUT THEY’RE CONNECTED.
I can’t do it. I can’t sit here and pretend that Kermit The Frog isn’t trying to gaywash our children! Open your ears and LISTEN, America: HE’S SINGING ABOUT FUCKING RAINBOWS!
We told you it would happen. WE SAW IT COMING. But no, the liberal, left-wing, cuck-supported, cuck-endorsed, leftist thug FEDERAL-FUNDED media wouldn’t listen. Now, here we are: they are teaching i