You cannot hide your SECRET SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING from me, Corporate America!
While millions across the globe were busy inhaling the barrage of commercialist debauchery known internationally as the Super Bowl, I was the only one who noticed the most insidious example of subliminal messaging in the entire event— a secret corporate signal hidden in the night sky by Pepsi Co., the notorious soft drink drone-lord conglomerate!
DRONES: Sound familiar? As in, ex-President and secret-Reptilian Barack Hussein Obama’s precious army of death angels. Though two teams may have been competing last night, this is not a game!
It’s a difficult catch to make— but this is what I live for; it is my calling. I’ve been studying hidden patterns ever since I discovered as a child that playing Blue’s Clues episodes backwards reveals who really killed Tupac (It was Steve).
You think Satan-worshiper Lady Gaga could go even ten minutes without throwing her support behind the U.S. intelligence community like her good friends at the CIA and FBI?
I mean, look at it. The collective intelligence communities just blatantly taking credit for their mischievous plot to trick people into drinking Pepsi instead of something good like Coca-Cola. We can’t even looking toward the stars anymore because it might result in you getting brainwashed to buy some garbage you don’t even need?
I need not tell you that the Super Bowl is practically the Super Bowl of ideological warfare. It’s so rife with gaudy displays of power, money, and prestige, that people trip over themselves just to catch a glimpse of multi-million dollar commercials— but not me, dear reader!
But here’s the thing: the ENTIRE FOOTBALL GAME was leaking with subliminal messages directly from the United States government.
CASUAL VIEWERS OF THE NFL WILL NOT NOTICE THAT THE WORD “PATRIOT” IS SUBLIMINALLY FORCING VIEWERS TO LOVE U.S. PATRIOTISM.
WHY DO YOU THINK THE PATRIOTS MAKE IT TO THE PLAYOFFS YEAR AFTER YEAR WHEN TEAMS LIKE THE BROWNS NEVER DO?*
SO TAKE NOTE, TRUTH BANG READERS: Patterns aren’t only in Sudoku puzzles and your neighbor’s leaf piles. If you diligently follow my blog every day for the next few years, you’ll be able to find secret corporate messages like this PEPSI logo by 2030 the latest.
*To be clear I support this notion but do not like that it is not my own FREE CHOICE to discriminate against minorities.