PORN IN THE LIBRARY: Know Your Rights!

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No matter what New York Public Library reference assistant Janet Hodgkin says, it is your RIGHT to watch porn in the library.

The First Amendment exists for one reason: to guarantee that you get MAXIMUM FREEDOM to look at anything, anywhere, anytime.

You can watch porn on any computer you want to, no matter how close it may be to the kid’s section. Doesn’t matter if there’s a “school group” in the library today. It doesn’t matter if they want you to move as “a courtesy to the children”. If you like the bounce to the chair at one computer, USE IT.

The SENSITIVE SNOWFLAKES of the world like Janet Hodgkin just want to TRAMPLE ON YOUR FREEDOM. YOU pay their salary. YOU get to watch what YOU want, where YOU want.

There has NEVER been a rule about volume level at this library: and I checked!

I read through every resource provided by online constitutional expert whitestormer02. NOWHERE did I find anything that said I couldn’t compliment the EXQUISITE performances at a volume I find appropriate. Still, Ms. Hodgkin had the gall to tell me to quiet down. We live in a country of laws. THIS ISN’T CANADA.

Last week I went into the library only to find they moved all the computers to a corner away from the windows. How am I supposed to express myself if no one can see what I’m doing?? Does the Constitution mean NOTHING anymore?

Look, friends. I’m pissed. I am PISSED that this country has gotten to the point that a red blooded American alpha has to explain himself to the small-minded leftists who have taken control of this country.

Say it with me, loud and proud, fellas: I’m an AMERICAN. I watch PORN IN THE LIBRARY. I’m proud and NO LIBRARY WILL CUCK ME. Comments

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