It seems like everywhere I turn on Facebook lately it’s “The bees are dying”-this and “What will happen to the ecosystem?”-that.
It makes me absolutely sick to know that the people most vulnerable to an imminent bee takeover are the very ones pushing for their survival.
I guess liberalism really IS a disease!
With the lame stream media pushing their environmentalist agenda down everyone’s throats it’s easy to start feeling bad for these bees, especially the baby ones, but before you get all misty-eyed over a bunch of godless heathens hell bent on killing us, there are a few things about bees you MUST know.
- THEY LIVE ON COMMUNES LIKE A BUNCH OF HIPPIES.
That’s right – with the free love and all that sick shit. Their dwellings consist of honeycombs, as in Honeycomb cereal, whose main ingredient is corn flour, which is used to make corn syrup, which lines up perfectly with our government’s plot to keep us docile and compliant. Are you starting to connect the dots yet??
- THEY WORK FOR A WOMAN.
Not only that, but they call her the “Queen.” That kind of shit might fly over in Trudeau’s pussy-ass Canada, but I stopped worshiping a Queen the minute our founding fathers came over here and started kicking major ASS!
- THEY WORSHIP BEE-COMMUNISM.
Worker bees? So they all work together for the betterment of the group? Sounds like communism to me, and last time I checked, my non-driver ID card didn’t say “North Korea” on it!
- THEY IMMEDIATELY DIE AFTER A SINGLE STING LIKE A BUNCH OF COWARDS.
Imagine if instead of sending our brave boys to the beaches of Normandy on D-Day we let the bees try to take down Hitler? We’d all be speaking Nazi right now because of those spineless furry pansies.
- THIS BEE HAS A POSTER OF CHAIRMAN MAO IN HIS BEDROOM.I wouldn’t put it past him. If you see this bumbling anti-american fuzzball, do old glory a favor and punch him in his tiny little freedom-hating face.
The signs are all there. That is, if you can open your eyes for five seconds and LOOK. Comments