FIRST OBAMA WANTED TO TAKE AWAY OUR GUNS AND NOW THIS GODDAMN GUN STORE IS DECLINING MY CREDIT CARD: How far will this COMMUNIST NATION go to wipe their anuses with the Constitution?!
The government knew I was ready for the overthrow and they must’ve blocked my credit card from making the purchase. Guys like me scare the government, especially one as WEAK and FEEBLE as the LIBERAL United States Government.
I tried every card I had and with every FAKE DECLINED swipe it was like putting OUR CONSTITUTION THROUGH A SHREDDER. This is America attacking AMERICANS.
Think about it, this would not happen under Reagan. If Jesus came back he’d be disgusted at what our nation is doing to take away our guns.
This is a widespread problem, people across the country like you and me are all being repressed. Thousands of readers tell me EVERY SINGLE DAY that their credit cards are being declined for gun purchases even though they have bills showing they’ve bought tons of stuff before.
After my card was declined, they wouldn’t let me use my food stamps to buy bullets even when I tried to explain to them that bullets are what my gun EATS.
Do they know who they’re messing with? A man with military grade facilities under his home, underground swimming pool, an extensive arcade collection, a moat, three mortgages, fifteen dogs, seven children across three marriages, an above ground swimming pool, an extensive knowledge of the game roulette, a wall filled with degrees from various online universities, and DECADES worth of rations.
They’re even trying to foreclose my house, but I won’t let them. They want to make ME homeless. So stock up folks, the war is coming. This is like martial law but with HOUSES.
They need to know they can’t take away my guns like the repo man took away my car and a couple of my TVs before I chased after him with the Bill Of Rights and a knife.
Rise up, and if you’ve been the victim of governments targeting your credit cards and manipulating the numbers to make it look like you’re maxed out and drowning in crippling debt please reach out so we can stand together.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go to the soup kitchen unless they plan on taking THAT away from me too.