Every single person on PLANET EARTH is a descendant of Adam and Eve and let’s face the facts: they were WHITE. So where the heck did all these Chinese folks come from?!
This is a MAJOR issue: THERE IS NO FOOD THAT EMBODIES AMERICA MORE THAN CHINESE TAKEOUT.
General Tso’s Chicken is a dish that beautifully honors the military and it’s about time pussy foods like French Fries, French Toast, and Michelle Obama’s god damned vegetables get with the program.
I was born in the year of the bald eagle and this is why I HAVE ALWAYS RESPECTED CHINESE CULTURE and treated it with the REVERENCE it deserves.
Ronald Reagan once famously said:
“The Middle East might be fucked but the Far East is funky.”
So where did Chinese people come from?
We all know the verified story of Adam and Eve: God created a perfect man and then used his rib to create an organic apple eating feminist who ruined everything.
But while reading my picture bible (I use a bible with pictures because USING YOUR IMAGINATION IS FOR LIBTARDS), I noticed that Adam and Eve looked like creamy white, gorgeously sculpted, red blooded Americans.
There was no Bok Choy in the Garden of Eden. No one played violin. No one was spitting on the floor of a bus to Jerusalem. HOW DID THE CHINESE GET HERE?!
There are several theories :
- God created a separate Garden of Eden in China with a Chinese Adam and Eve but because Chinese letters are so difficult God couldn’t write anything about them.
When God took out Adam’s rib to make Eve he prepared it like a Szechuan Spare Rib so Eve was part Chinese.
God is a GLOBALIST CUCK.
While we may never know the answers we will always know this: The Chinese aren’t Muslims or Jews and we can all be thankful for that.