If God Created Adam and Eve Then Why Are There Chinese People?

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Every single person on PLANET EARTH is a descendant of Adam and Eve and let’s face the facts: they were WHITE. So where the heck did all these Chinese folks come from?!

This is a MAJOR issue: THERE IS NO FOOD THAT EMBODIES AMERICA MORE THAN CHINESE TAKEOUT.

General Tso’s Chicken is a dish that beautifully honors the military and it’s about time pussy foods like French Fries, French Toast, and Michelle Obama’s god damned vegetables get with the program.

I was born in the year of the bald eagle and this is why I HAVE ALWAYS RESPECTED CHINESE CULTURE and treated it with the REVERENCE it deserves.

Ronald Reagan once famously said:
“The Middle East might be fucked but the Far East is funky.”

So where did Chinese people come from?

We all know the verified story of Adam and Eve: God created a perfect man and then used his rib to create an organic apple eating feminist who ruined everything.

But while reading my picture bible (I use a bible with pictures because USING YOUR IMAGINATION IS FOR LIBTARDS), I noticed that Adam and Eve looked like creamy white, gorgeously sculpted, red blooded Americans.

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There was no Bok Choy in the Garden of Eden. No one played violin. No one was spitting on the floor of a bus to Jerusalem. HOW DID THE CHINESE GET HERE?!

There are several theories :

  • God created a separate Garden of Eden in China with a Chinese Adam and Eve but because Chinese letters are so difficult God couldn’t write anything about them.
  • When God took out Adam’s rib to make Eve he prepared it like a Szechuan Spare Rib so Eve was part Chinese.

  • God is a GLOBALIST CUCK.

While we may never know the answers we will always know this: The Chinese aren’t Muslims or Jews and we can all be thankful for that.

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